Orange jumpsuit guy
I went to K town with my friend Pleb the other night. It was very interesting. After a couple of drinks where i met Pleb, some of her friends, some of my friends and alot of mutual friends, i then went down and sat by the river with kirby drinking an amount of cheap wine talking to random strangers (who could have potentially raped us, had we not been closet ninjas anyway) and then i went back to meet Pleb whilst kirby went to work. By the time i met up with Pleb again, i was pretty much wankered (which i haven't done for a long time), ended up in a brutal fight with some guy that i didn't really know, kind of went to Bacchus and then ended up in Samir's (cringe). Anyway, what i found really funny about this particular night is the people in kingston town.
Theres this guy that Pleb and i have spoken about before - we both recognise him. i see him everywhere and practically everyday. I saw this guy at Luke's 21st and he was wearing an orange jumpsuit... it was an 80s hip hop themed party, i don't think he really like to just walk around in orange jumpsuits. so, we'll just refer to him as orange jumpsuit guy. Anyway, i saw some guys that i knew in the mill and was chatting and stuff to them when orange jumpsuit guy comes over and starts chatting to them. Now, at this point, me and Pleb start to whisper to each other 'thats orange jumpsuit guy!' and i turn to Porno (another mutual friend) and say 'thats orange jumpsuit guy!'.
Porno says 'Eh?! Orange jumpsuit guy?! No, love, thats Alex. And it's Alex's birthday'.
'Oooohhhh....' at this point, i extend my right arm out fully and state 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORANGE JUMPSUIT GUY!' he gives me a funny look and begrudgingly shakes my extended, sweaty right hand and smiles weakly at me. ...
In a flash moment (you could actually see cogs reeling in his head) he shakes off this momentary foggy, cloud which is obviously hindering him and exclaims 'OOOOHHHHHH!!!! you're talking about Lukes 21st, aren't you?' I throw my head back and laugh and nod.
Alex then turned around and walked off back to his other friends. He didn't speak to us for the rest of the night.
HAR! How NOT to make friends...
Theres this guy that Pleb and i have spoken about before - we both recognise him. i see him everywhere and practically everyday. I saw this guy at Luke's 21st and he was wearing an orange jumpsuit... it was an 80s hip hop themed party, i don't think he really like to just walk around in orange jumpsuits. so, we'll just refer to him as orange jumpsuit guy. Anyway, i saw some guys that i knew in the mill and was chatting and stuff to them when orange jumpsuit guy comes over and starts chatting to them. Now, at this point, me and Pleb start to whisper to each other 'thats orange jumpsuit guy!' and i turn to Porno (another mutual friend) and say 'thats orange jumpsuit guy!'.
Porno says 'Eh?! Orange jumpsuit guy?! No, love, thats Alex. And it's Alex's birthday'.
'Oooohhhh....' at this point, i extend my right arm out fully and state 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORANGE JUMPSUIT GUY!' he gives me a funny look and begrudgingly shakes my extended, sweaty right hand and smiles weakly at me. ...
In a flash moment (you could actually see cogs reeling in his head) he shakes off this momentary foggy, cloud which is obviously hindering him and exclaims 'OOOOHHHHHH!!!! you're talking about Lukes 21st, aren't you?' I throw my head back and laugh and nod.
Alex then turned around and walked off back to his other friends. He didn't speak to us for the rest of the night.
HAR! How NOT to make friends...
posted by NIM at 7:04 PM
5 Comments:
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oh my god fuck these things. yeah alex is a good egg. if you want to hold his attention you have to talk about kenny loggins or films that suck.
i think i'll just leave it in the future... he thinks i'm a fucking weirdo! however, i also met Ligg that night, and he does not think i'm a weirdo.
Well Ligg doesn't know you to well does he? I can confirm you are weird!
ligg is weird. to the extent that he has 'ligg' tattooed on his lip. and thought he had a chance with that killer babe MONEET. who is gay and i hate her. again.
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