Why Hello there...

Hello to all you sad fucks (especially Kirby and Horseman) who sit and read this big pile of shite. I love you guys really, and I might even buy you a drink next time I see you...then again...I don't think so.
At this point in time Nim is being chased and screaming - like a rabid goblin - by her 14 month old nephew. The arse in the air look is soooo attractive! I think Nim has died, shes lying across the floor rather silently...don't panic-no I didn't think you were-shes laughing now...thank god all is right with the world again.
If you see Nim in the next few days comment on the nice fat spot growing just under her nose. Which is now being picked...as I said earlier: ATTRACTIVE!! Shes such a catch, so highest bidder can have her. Anyone? Anyone at all? I'll start at 1p - and that, ladies and gents, is being overly generous.
Ha! Ha! Nim's being beaten up by a drum and bass dancing toddler. He keeps grabbing her glasses and trying to shove a phone up her nose. I think he's trying to fart on her head now. Yet she still just sits there and takes it. Someone is looking a little worse for wear, i think he did indeed fart on her head. Now shes pushed him over - the big bully!

I'm bored now, this writing lark ain't all that and a bit of cheese.
I'm off now for a poo...
LUKA